StonersRetreat – Home Of The Weed

Welcome to StonersRetreat. Here we’ll go into science and user reviews, as well as what is said ‘on the street’ to figure out how to pass a drug test for weed, amphetamines, opiates and so on. Why? Simply because you probably don’t want to lose your job or don’t get the job you interviewed for. Unfortunately, everybody has to do a drug test before employment. According to Quest Diagnostics, more than 5% of people tested are positive in some states.

We take a no BS approach to see what really works (and what is just a hoax) when it comes to drug tests. Be aware that there is ALWAYS a way to pass a drug test, and that you’re not alone – many drug users passed it before you and we’ve learned from their experience.

Here you can find some ideas about how to pass a urine drug test, especially for weed (THC):

lab tech doing a urine drug test

Best THC Detox: Best Way To Pass A Drug Test In 2023

You've probably searched for THC detox quite a lot, and not for the lack of results. "What is the best marijuana detox?" That's a really popular topic on the internet, and quite frankly, you can read about the best weed ...
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What Is Synthetic Urine Made Out Of? [And How To DIY It]

The first synthetic urine was made in the lab by scientists who wanted the cleanest possible urine. The reason: They needed a perfect urine specimen to calibrate their devices for measuring specific gravity, pH values, uric acid values and so ...
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How To Keep Urine Warm For Drug Test? [90-102 F]

Ever heard that warm beer tastes like piss? Well, when it comes to drug testing, that's exactly what you want: pee that feels, tastes, smells and has the same temperatures as natural urine from a human body should have. The ...
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How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

More than 10 million Americans yearly are tested for illicit substances such as marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines; and a lot (even up to 5%) of them don't pass it. These drugs are cleaned out of your system in less than ...
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4 Best Detox Drinks For Drug Test In 2023 (+ How To Use Them)

Are you going to have a job this time next week? This is exactly what every drug user is asking when he or she gets a requirement to pass a drug test. The problem is that you know you've smoked ...
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Best Synthetic Urine 2023 Reviews: Top 9 Fake Pee Brands

I remember how crazy it sounded the first time somebody told me to use synthetic urine to pass a drug test. It’s like, really, my best option of passing a drug test in 2023 is getting the best synthetic urine, ...
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How To Pass Saliva Drug Test? Top 2 Mouth Swab Drug Test Hacks Revealed

You'll probably agree that failing a drug test, especially the out-of-the-blue mouth swab test, is a bad idea. People who fail a saliva drug test will usually get their you-are-getting-fired meeting with HR the same day. Can you beat a ...
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How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test In 2023? (15+ Hair Washes)

The hair follicle drug test is usually the most dreaded one. Figuring out how to pass a hair follicle drug test is mindboggling, but it can be done. With a urine test, you can simply use marijuana detox or even ...
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Quickscreen At Home Drug Test For Marijuana – You Positive For Weed?

Drug testing is usually inevitable in the workplace. Before the employment and every few years during employment pretty much everybody is being tested for drugs such as THC (marijuana or weed), amphetamines, cocaine, opiates, and even more exotic drugs (you ...
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Synthetic Urine Near You: Online Shops And Store Locator

The most common way of beating a urine drug test is by substituting your urine with synthetic urine. You can find synthetic urine near you by using the store locator. However, us stoners who have passed a urine drug test ...
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Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2023 Updated)

Even though synthetic urine is the most popular way of passing a urine drug test, we still get a lot of emails with 'I have a drug test in 2 days, I'm x tall and weigh x pounds, smoked a ...
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Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2023 Review: Still The Best?

We all know that synthetic urine is pretty much the surest way of passing a drug test by mimicking the real urine. The first of the next generation synthetic urine is the popular Sub-Solution synthetic urine. Being able to heat ...
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Dr. Greens Agent X Review: Does It Work (Or Not)?

Ok, who are we talking about here, Dr. Green or Agent X? Of course, we're talking about synthetic urine. Or synthetic urine kit to be exact. This one is called Agent X (I always love the naming of these fake pee ...
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Simply Golden Synthetic Pee Review: New 2018-2019 Urine

Simply Golden synthetic urine kit and urine belt kit are the latest additions to the synthetic urine world. They seem to be launched in 2017 which translates into 'I really hope this fake up is properly updated and filled with ...
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Ultra Pure Synthetic Pee Review (Is It 500% Over The Top?)

Whenever I see some way over the top and exaggerated marketing, I immediately feel like someone is trying to trick me into buying something I don't need. Well, it so happens that when your drug test is around the corner and you ...
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Quick And Clean Synthetic Urine Review: Small And Discrete

'Quick and Clean' is how every drug test should ideally go, with or without the use of synthetic urine. This particular brand of synthetic urine is market primarily to people who are into 'golden showers'. Well, that is one of ...
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Quick Luck Synthetic Urine Review: Best Fake Pee For 2023?

We get it. You have a drug test in your imminent future. You also pretty much know you'll piss hot unless... ...unless you get creative. We've all been there. The first of drinking boatloads of water to pass a drug ...
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QCarbo32 Herbal Clean Reviews: Sure It’s Gonna Be Enough?

When it comes to detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo32 is one of the most well-known detox drinks. But does it really help everybody to pass a drug test? Sure, there are some that passed the test using ...
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How To Get Weed Out Of Your System? (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment - and we're all well aware that we will lose our ...
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7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review (For Moderate To Heavy Smokers)

You won’t believe this but 7-Day Toxin Rid detox is the most overlooked of the all Toxin Rid line products. I, for one, don’t really know why – everybody just goes for 10-day or 5-day one. All of the Toxin ...
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