QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2024? Best’n’Worst Reviews

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pillsdrinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum.

Yeah. If you think that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

How To Pass Saliva Drug Test? 2 Mouth Swab Drug Test Hacks Revealed

You’ll probably agree that failing a drug test, especially the out-of-the-blue mouth swab test, is a bad idea.

People who fail a saliva drug test will usually get their you-are-getting-fired meeting with HR the same day.

Can you beat a mouth swab drug test?

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Lab tech collecting a saliva specimen for drug testing with a cotton swab.

Well, it turns out that most people who would otherwise fail the saliva test (due to drug use) can beat the cotton swab analysis.

It’s actually pretty easy if you think fast when your boss and a nurse (or lab tech) pull you aside…

… and if you are courageous enough to serve them an excuse to go to the toilet (for less than 5 minutes).

If you can go to the toilet (with special something in your pocket), you have every chance to pass the mouth swab test safely. What’s that special something?

Mouth swab drug test hack No. 1 – Neutralizing gum.

The best one is made by Oral Clear. Two important notes – the neutralizing gum works in 30 seconds, and it lasts for 30 minutes. Here’s what it looks like:

oral clear gum for passing saliva drug test
This anti-saliva drug test gum fits into your pocket. You need to be ready for the swab test. This is the #1 Mouth swab drug test hack, you can get the Oral Clear neutralizing gum here.

Another way to pass a drug test is to use mouthwash. However, detox mouthwash is not nearly as effective as neutralizing gum. We’ll compare mouthwash vs. gum, but overall, gum is the safe bet.

A Thing Or Two About Saliva Drug Tests

It’s basically cotton swab drug tests; usually, a nurse takes your saliva with a cotton swab and it goes on to be tested for various drugs. That’s why it is important to know how to pass a mouth swab drug test quickly (cause nobody’s going to wait for you to detox).

A nurse collects your saliva within 5 minutes of seeing you. Excuse yourself and go to the toilet with detox mouthwash, or even better, the neutralizing gum.

From all the drug tests, the mouth swab one is the most difficult to pass. Here are quick guidelines on how to pass various drug tests:

Drug Tests And How To Pass Them

  • Urine drug test – THC detox (slow) or Synthetic Urine (quick).
  • Hair drug test – Detox Shampoo (with purifier).
  • Blood drug test – well, unfortunately, there is no tricking that one. ‘Just don’t do drugs’ solution.
  • Saliva drug test – Neutralizing Gum or Mouthwash (gum is better, but mouthwash is cheaper).

People who are not using drugs such as marijuana should not be worried at all. However, you’re probably here because you belong to a group that might get a cotton swab in your mouth in the near future and should be concerned that the test will be positive.

I would like to say there are no worries; how to pass a saliva drug test in 2024 is a pretty straightforward 1-min-rinse THC mouthwash. Unfortunately, it is a bit more complicated.

How long after the last use of THC (joint, blunt, brownie, whatever) can saliva drug test detect it?

The consensus is somewhere between 12 and 24 hours (opinions vary even up to 4 days).

However, there is a catch – saliva drug test can be executed immediately. That’s right, you usually don’t get a 5-day notice someone is going to test your saliva for THC. They just walk up to your work desk and do a mouth swab drug test here and there. So, if you enjoyed marijuana anytime in the last 24 hours, you might be in serious problems.

Mouthwash vs. Gum – 2 Ways To Pass In Less Than 5 Minutes

To pass a mouth swab drug test, there are only two options – mouthwash and gum. Both of them have really good results – checked with saliva drug test kits.

Here is a quick comparison. Basically, the gum is safer but also pricier. However, failing a saliva drug test is not something that we can afford – but judge for yourself:

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I’ll go through the following points and hopefully you’ll be ready when the cotton swab lady comes your way. Here is how to prepare yourself for a saliva drug test – I’ll write about:

  • Saliva drug test facts (how they collect your saliva, how does saliva testing work).
  • Look into saliva drug test detection times (how long does it take for THC to leave your saliva).
  • Why do they even do drug test with a mouth swab instead of urine one (Hint: They have better chances of getting you).
  • How to pass a mouth swab drug test (usually involves rinsing with THC mouthwash and some other things).
  • Best products that actually help you pass a saliva drug test. You get step-by-step instructions on how to pass the test with confidence.
  • BONUS: How to test that the best product for saliva drug test you just used actually worked.

Saliva Drug Test – First Lets Get Facts Straight

Saliva testing (using oral fluids) is not a new technique. It has been used for decades in medicine. However, in the last couple of years, saliva drug tests started to be used by employers to check the drug habits of their future or current employees.

Most of us have done some kind of urine (drug) test before or during employment (I hope nobody needs to go through the hair follicle drug test – the toughest to pass). That worked out pretty fine for most of the folks because they got a 5- or 10-day advance warning that they’ll be tested. Of course, if you know beforehand you’re going to be tested for drugs, you stay away from marijuana for those days and might even think about doing some kind of THC detox.

This mentality is exactly what companies are betting on when trying to catch drug users. They bank on you, expecting to be notified beforehand – and then surprise you by giving you a saliva drug test immediately. That’s why is usually useful how to pass a saliva drug test not in less than 12 hours but in less than 5 minutes.

How Is Your Saliva Collected For Mouth Swab Drug Test?

With the mouth swab drug test you don’t to pee anywhere (that would be awkward even if you’ve got a high cubicle). They just stick a cotton swab in your mouth, take a saliva sample, and put the swab in a test tube for drug testing.

This might sound simple but I can tell you these will probably be the worse 30 seconds of your job-life if you’ve been smoking a day before. Why? Because you can be sure that you will be THC positive and there is pretty much nothing you can do. Or is there?

Of course, you can make a mess. Sometimes you can even excuse yourself and go to the toilet – that’s your one chance right there, we’ll talk about it later.

You might want to try with an excuse that you have a dry mouth. But you know well enough that dry mouth is a common effect of smoking weed. What is more, it won’t convince the nurse who’s there for your sample. She needs to take just a little for a saliva drug test.

Saliva Drug Detection Times – When Do You Have To Be Worried?

As said earlier, marijuana or THC will leave your saliva in 12 to 24 hours. This is, of course, not scientifically tested. In truth, nobody knows for sure. Now that is kind of scary.

It could be worse, though. The sources that indicate 12-24 hours saliva drug detection times give information about the mouth swab drug test detection time for other drugs such as cocaine, meth,  and, well, alcohol. I’ve gathered the saliva test detection times in the graph:

As you see, marijuana users don’t have to worry as much as meth and extasy users. These two drugs can be detected in the saliva 3 full days after the use. Cocaine is around 1 full day, while marijuana’s average elimination time (this means that is no more detected by saliva drug test) is 0.75 days or 18 hours.

Again, I have to warn that opinions on how long does marijuana stay in the human saliva differ substantially from a dozen hours up to 4 days. If you have some valid opinion on this, please do help us all out and share it in the comments.

Saliva Drug Test Vs Urine Drug Test

How come companies are starting to use more and more saliva drug tests instead of the standard urine test?

Mouth swab drug test vs urine drug test does make for a good discussion. However, there are a few very clear reasons why companies are doing more and more saliva drug tests on their employees. Here is why:

  1. A mouth swab drug test is cheaperYeah, guess what, companies are all crazy about cutting expenses.
  2. Drug testing based on saliva is simpler and quickerThat speaks to the corporate spirits.
  3. A saliva test can detect lower concentrations of THC.
  4. BIG ONE: Saliva drug test catch more people! And we have scientific proof for it.

It might sound intuitive that the cotton swab test will catch more drug users since the swab is immediately pushed into your mouth whereas you have to go to the doctor’s office for a urine test (make an appointment in next 10 days, for example).

If you’re a company HR executive, you see that it is clear that oral fluid test (saliva drug test) is more thorough. Add that it is cheap and quick, and you’ll understand why the shift towards mouth swab drug test as opposed to the standard urine drug test.

So, this game is a bit rigged against drug users – let’s try to turn the tables:

How To Pass A Saliva Drug Test?

This is really what it comes down to. There is no hiding or escaping for a saliva drug test. Chances are, with the cotton swab technique growing in popularity, every one of us will eventually have to face a nurse who is going to take our saliva sample, no questions asked.
The first idea is to clean your teeth really really good. Well, even if you had the time to do that, it wouldn’t do you much good, I can promise you that.
The only thing you’ve got going for you is an ’emergency trip to the toilet’. When the friendly nurse comes in swinging her cotton swabs with a tail of HR people, you can either:
a) Take the test right away. If you’ve smoked yesterday evening, you know what the result is going to be.
b) Immediately excuse yourself and go directly to the toilet.

Your One Chance To Pass A Cotton Swab Drug Test

I don’t know about you, but I would choose option b) every time. How to convince them you really have to go to the bathroom (and cover-up you’re going to prepare your mouth for cotton swab sampling)? Say your d*ick is going to explode. Say you have such a bad case of diarrhea that you’re gonna sh*t all over the office if they don’t let you.
The bottom line is to GET TO THAT TOILET no matter the cost. What is the worst they can do to you? Fire you for going to the bathroom? You probably know pretty well that’s what they will do anyway if you test positive.
This is your one chance. I can’t repeat enough how important it is for you not to freeze in that moment. Ok, now that you’re in the bathroom where you have previously:
  • Hidden your ‘how to pass a saliva drug test’ product, or
  • You have it on you (in your pocket, pants, whatever).

Best Way To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test Are Actually Gums

As you might have figured out yourself, mouthwashes are big and clumsy. This is not exactly what you need when trying to outmaneuver medical stuff and HR representatives when they come to make a saliva drug test on you.

Gums for saliva drug tests are much more subtle and small (pocket-size). .No one will question you why do you have a gum in your pocket; in fact, most people don’t even notice you have a gum in your pocket anyway.

There are not a lot of saliva neutralizing gums out there – and they are expensive – but considering the risks of not passing a mouth swab drug test, many marijuana users do find it worth the money.

oralclear gum for passing cotton swab saliva drug test
If you want to pass (the inevitable) a saliva drug test, OralClear gum is your best bet. You can get it here.

Here are some quick directions on how to take it. Two important notes – it works in 30 seconds and it lasts for 30 minutes. You have to get the nurse to sticks that cotton swab in your mouth within 30 minutes of coming out of the toilet.

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Step-By-Step Of How To Pass A Cotton Swab Drug Test (With Confidence)

Here is the step-by-step realistic scenario of what happens:

  1. The nurse and HR rep comes to your desk/workplace. ‘Yeah, I’m gonna have to take a sample of your saliva and test it for drugs.’
  2. You respond immediately with ‘Sure, just a bit, I’ve been dying to get to the toilet for the past two hours. I’ll be right back’. Stand up, spy-like pick your saliva neutralizing chewing gum that you’ve prepared at the strategic location, and walk to the bathroom. They might allow you outright or you’ll just leave them speechless.
  3. Lock yourself in a stall and start chewing. You might even pee to be more credible (optional).
  4. Come back to your desk/workplace and let them do the cotton swab thing on you.

RESULT: You test negative for all drugs, no matter how much you smoked last night.

How can you know you’ll definitely pass the test:

BONUS: Get A Saliva Testing Kit Yourself And Test Yourself After Using Drugs

If you tend to be skeptical about things, better make sure that the chewing gums clear the drugs out of your saliva yourself.

It’s actually really simple. You can get a saliva drug test at a local pharmacy or just order it over Amazon – you have a picture of how it looks like here, and it tests for 6 different drugs, including marijuana and meth.

This is a step-by-step how to make absolutely sure that you will pass a mouth swab drug test:

  1. You need some saliva neutralizing gums (seen above) and a saliva drug test.
  2. Use some. (I don’t want to tell you to do drugs; quite the opposite, but I guess you know what to do for testing purposes).
  3. About 12-24h after the last use, unwrap the gum and start chewing for 30 seconds or more.
  4. Take a sample of your saliva with the saliva drug testing kit (you get a cotton swab and everything), and wait for the results (these kits work like pregnancy tests, its dead easy to use).

If you’ve chewed for more than 30 seconds, you’ll see that you tested negative on marijuana (THC), meth, ecstasy, etc.. Congrats!

I’ve honestly never met anyone that would be THC positive after chewing the neutralizing gum. It is very effective according to Alive Directory. What I think is the most important is that people can actually test themselves and see with their own eyes how effective it is. Why?

It’s much easier to run away from the HR to the toilet when you know for sure that chewing gum will work. You tested it by yourself and you can better keep yourself together and be calm in the whole situation. Believe me, keeping calm is very important as well – a nut who runs to the toilet drenched in sweat and with 200 heart rate because he’s not totally sure that he’ll come back THC negative and pass the test can be suspicious to the HR.

You can buy the OralClear gum here.

Good Luck!

I’m hopeful these measures are just temporary and we’ll all do what they did in Colorado with the legalization. However, with the laws as they are today, we all have to stuck with the reality of things and have to pass these drugs tests just to keep our jobs.

Fortunately, we have a solution for the saliva drug test. I hope this helped someone to be less nervous about mouth swab tests because you can actually do something about it.

Sources:

(1) Drummer OH. Drug Testing in Oral Fluid. Clinical Biochemist Reviews. 2006;27(3):147-159.

(2) Lee D, Huestis MA. Current Knowledge on Cannabinoids in Oral Fluid. Drug testing and analysis. 2014;6(0):88-111.

(3) Milone MC. Laboratory Testing for Prescription Opioids. Journal of Medical Toxicology. 2012;8(4):408-416.

(4) Casolin A. Comparison of Urine and Oral Fluid for Workplace Drug Testing. Journal of Analytical Toxicology. 2016;40(7):479-485.

Toxin Rid Reviews: Is 10 Day Detox Still Best For Drug Test?

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Before looking at Toxin Rid reviews, especially Toxin Rid 10 day detox review, let me say that I once noted that there are only two sure ways to pass a urine drug test:

If you need to pass a drug test quickly, Toxin Rid is usually the sure and guaranteed way of passing a drug test. Here is a review of how using Toxin Rid goes:

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Urinating like Niagara Falls will clean you out much faster, obviously.

Does Toxin Rid still work in 2024?

Drug tests didn’t change much in the last few years so it’s nice to see that Toxin Rid Detox still works in 2024 just as great as it did before.

Toxin Rid 10-day detox is the most sought-after detox for passing a THC drug test for a good reason – their 3-in-1 formula leaves nothing to chance, and it does clean you for a drug test.

What is more, Toxin Rid reviews (we’re going to have look at some of them) are mostly positive as well. However, most of them agree that it takes time. Toxin Rid is nothing more (or less) than an accelerated drug detox for weedopiatesamphetamines, you name it.

Here are the best Toxin Rid kits for detox (which one you choose depends on how frequently you smoke weed):

Toxin Rid Products For Different Kind Of Weed Smokers

Toxin Rid: 3-Day Toxin Rid 5-Day Toxin Rid 10-Day Toxin Rid
Which Toxin Rid to use? sub solution synthetic pee for drug testing quick luck synthetic urine testclear powdered urine kit
Ingredients: – 45 pre-rid pills
– Detox liquid
– Dietary fibers
– 75 pre-rid pills
– Detox liquid
– Dietary fibers
– 150 pre-rid pills
– Detox liquid
– Dietary fibers
Appropriate For: ‘I just smoked once’ guys Moderate smokers Heavy smokers
Quality: 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars
Money-back Guarantee: heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature
Price: $$$$ $$$$ $$$$
Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 stars 4.6 out of 5 stars 4.9 out of 5 stars
Availability: Buy 3-Day Toxin Rid Here Buy 5-Day Toxin Rid Buy 10-Day Toxin Rid

 

Given most of the reviews of Toxin Rid, you can use it to pass a drug test even if you have drug test scheduled less than 10 days before starting with Toxin Rid 10 day detox.

Here is how to use 10-Day Toxin Rid detox (confirmed to work via using drug test kits):

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Toxin Rid 5-Day Detox Review (Most Popular Choice)

It is one of the most practical Toxin Rid reviews I have found out there:

5 day toxin rid review by user

Here we can see that you can pass a drug test with 5-day detox even if you get a 7-day notice. You can usually find very good evidence in Toxin Rid reviews that it dramatically increases the chances of passing a drug test, but the only way to be 100% sure is to start 10-15 days before a drug test.

You can get the 5-Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid Reviews (Science of the Popular 3-in-1 Detox Action)

If you talk with people who used some kind of detox product to pass a drug test, most of them will tell you that they tried with a true-and-tried formula of detox drinks for a drug test, and drinking a lot of water. Some did it with detox pills and others even with ‘a very healthy diet’ usually rich in fibers.

In Toxin Rid reviews we’ll see that it consists of a 3-in-1 formula – it combines detox drinks with pre-rid tablets and additional dietary fibers to make sure you do everything possible to detox as quickly as possible.

Toxin Rid 10 day detox, for example, comes with 150 pre-rid detox pills. Now, you can believe that 150 pills should make a significant change.

In our assessment of Toxin Rid tablets, drink, and dietary fiber content, we found that THC is eliminated in 2 days:

  1. Increased elimination via urine. Urine production and elimination are increased due to the presence of electrolytes and herbal remedies.
  2. Increased elimination via feces. The concentration of THC in feces is increased – that means that a lot more of THC leaves the body via feces excretion.

Toxin Rid Content

Pre-rid tablets:

What Do Pre-Rid Pills Contain?

Ingredient Quantity [mg] Presumed effect
Alfalfa Leaf Extract 160 Feces production
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate) 90 Increased urination
Iron (as Iron Glycinate) 3 Increased urination
Magnesium (Magnesium Oxide) 295 Increased urination
Kelp 150 Releases Toxins
Cloride (Potassium Cloride) 625 Increased urination
Total Carbohydrates 1000 Dietary fibre
Sodium (as Sodium Cloride) 40 Increased urination
Potassium (as Potassium Cloride) 75 Increased urination
Low-sodium sea minerals 1800 Increased urination
Boron (as Boron Citrate) 2.5 Increased urination

Detox liquid:

  • Magnesium – 750 mg
  • Chloride – 1950 mg
  • Sodium – 15 mg
  • Potassium – 10 mg
  • Sulfate – 120 mg
  • Lithium – 4.5 mg
  • Boron – 3 mg

Dietary fiber:

  • Sodium – 5 mg
  • Total Carbohydrate – 6 g
  • Dietary Fiber – 6 g

Detoxing before a job-related drug test is pretty much the best idea to have – you can lose your job just because you smoked one (too many) joints in your leisure time. Of course, weed is legal and everything, but more than 80% of people get fired when THC positive on a drug test. Immediately.

As you’ll see from Toxin Rid reviews, the 3-in-1 formula is not a magic detox. However, it does doubles the speed THC leaves your system. Toxin Rid 3 days detox will make you pee our as much THC as you would in a week. This dramatically increases (if not even guarantees) your chances of passing a drug test and keeping your job.

Let’s have a look at a few of Toxin Rid reviews:

10 Day Toxin Rid Reviews (Heavy Smokers)

The 10-day detox treatment is the most effective one out there and used by many heavy smokers. For 1 time smokers even drinking lots of cranberry juice and lots of water will help them eliminate the drugs in 10 days.

However, if you’ve been smoking a joint for the last few months or even years, you know full well it won’t go out with just a bit of extra water. Toxin Rid 10 day detox is the surest way to detox thoroughly.

The simple fact why Toxin Rid works is the 3-in-1 formula. Basically, drugs go out of the system via urine or fecal matter. If you do a Toxin Rid analysis, you can see why it accelerates drug elimination:

  1. Pre-rid pills make you peeA lot.
  2. Detox drink before a drug test makes you peeReally, a lot.
  3. Dietary fibers bind drugs in fecal matter. You simply get more drugs out of the system via defecation.

Examples of Toxin Rid 10 Day Detox Reviews

The science checks out, let’s see some Toxin Rid reviews:

10 day toxin rid review

As said previously, Toxin Rid reviews do suggest you need some time to get cleaned. However, it is true that it’s best, to be honest about how much you smoke. When your job is on the line, you don’t want to blind yourself or just use a simple detox drink like QCarbo16.

When you know you’re a heavy user and want a guarantee to pass, 10 Day Toxin Rid is arguably your best bet.

You can get 10 Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid 3 Days Detox (One-Time Smokers)

The 3-day Toxin Rid is usually for one-time smokers. For example, if you’ve been to Amsterdam or like Colorado and had to just try. It would be a pity to lose a job over 1 joint and Toxin Rid 3 days detox is pretty much the surest and cheapest way to prevent that.

With the user rating of 5 stars, you can see that it does work for light smokers pretty well. Do keep in mind, however, that 3-day detox might not be nearly enough if you’re a heavy smoker.

You can get the 3 Days Toxin Rid here.

As we’ve cleared it out, one has to be always honest to him or herself when it comes to how much drugs are in one’s body and choose a Toxin Rid package accordingly.

Conclusion on Toxin Rid Reviews In 2024

Given that most drug tests (such as for weed and opiates) didn’t change in 2024, the Toxin Rid products that worked in the past should work in 2024 as well.

If, for example, they would lower the cut-off limits on tests, we might be in problems but for now, we are safe with Toxin Rid. However, if they lower them, the synthetic urine will be the only thing left to pass a drug test for sure.

With the new legislation of ‘testing positive for marijuana in the workplace is ok’ slowly rolling in, I hope that in a few years, we won’t have to be afraid for our jobs just because we freely smoke weed in our spare time.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2024 Review: Still The Best?

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We all know that synthetic urine is pretty much the surest way of passing a drug test by mimicking the real urine.

The first of the next generation synthetic urine is the popular Sub-Solution synthetic urine. Being able to heat itself to body temperature, Sub-Solution is what most illegal drug users use when it comes to a urine drug test.

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

What is more, Sub-Solution retained the 2023 title as the best synthetic urine in the 2024 synthetic urine comparison as well.

Sub-Solution is the industry standard and has scored the No. 1 synthetic urine award for passing a drug test in 2024 synthetic urine review (it usually gets a 5-star review by the users).

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Full-package Sub-Solution synthetic urine with heat-up vial. You can get ‘The Sub’ here. You can get the Sub Solution here.

Sub-Solution Reviews

You should really check the story about the guy who also did thorough research on the best synthetic urines and choose the Sub Solution – here is his post on 420magazine.

Basically all other synthetic urines out there are knock-offs of Sub Solution, but nobody has yet to master the self-heating property the Clear Choice Sub Solution has (you have to heat other synthetic urines to body temperature ‘somehow’ so they don’t catch you using synthetic urine in a urine drug test).

Not only does the Sub-Solution by TestNegative has the highest rating and self-healing mechanism, but it is also the only synthetic urine that has been around for more than 10 years. 

That just tells you that people have been buying it for a long time and readily recommended it in order for the company to keep selling it – you can easily buy it here.

What I found most credibly about Sub-Solution synthetic urine is the list of ingredients that the solution consists of.

For example, on the packaging, it clearly states that the powdered urine you get (with a vial for heating and plastic container) contains urea and uric acid. These are the two basic ingredients of urine that every synthetic urine should contain – but the Sub Solution is the only one that is clear about that.

What Is Sub Solution Anyway?

As with any synthetic urine, Clear Choice’s Sub Solution is a solution that closely mimics standard and natural urine. Chemically speaking, it is a complex water solution, containing both organic and inorganic substances – just like real urine does.

Urine helps us eliminate products of cellular metabolism and, of course, THC or any other drugs if present. Sub Solution is chemically speaking exactly the same as natural urine but without the drugs, one might use. Hence it is perfect for passing a drug test – chemically it will test out as perfectly normal urine.

What Is Synthetic Urine Made Of?

Synthetic urine has the same ingredients as urine, in the same proportions and concentration. Urine drug tests measure the content of the most important ingredients – urea, uric acid, and creatinine – as well as pH and specific gravity that come mainly from inorganic components.

For example, here is a study of how much uric acid is in urine – healthy volunteers had a 5.1-7.0 mg/dl concentration of uric acid in urine. This is exactly how much uric acid the best synthetic urine should contain.

To mimic natural urine, synthetic urine – if produced correctly – should be a complex water solution that has about 3 times as many organic substances as inorganic ones (chlorides, phosphates, sulfates and ammonia).

Here are is the ingredients list of what synthetic urine should be made out of:

  1. Urea – 50 to 100 mg/dl of urine.
  2. Uric acid – 5.0 to 7.0 mg/dl.
  3. Creatinine – 35 to 320 mg/dl.
  4. Potassium sulfate (K2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  5. Sodium sulfate (Na2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  6. Ammonium phosphate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  7. Ammonium diphospate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  8. Calcium chloride (CaCl2) – 0.1 to 0.5 g/l.
  9. Magnesium chloride (MgCl2) – 0.25 to 1 g/l.

The inorganic substances synthetic urine is made out of (point 4-9) are what gives the synthetic urine the same pH and specific gravity as genuine urine.

Urine has a pH of 4 to 10 and a specific gravity between 1.000 and 1.035. As does Sub Solution; in fact, Sub Solution is the best synthetic urine precisely because it has the best balance of organic to inorganic components. You can check out them even in their patent.

Can Synthetic Urine Be Detected In A Drug Test?

If you do everything correctly, synthetic urine can’t be detected by standard drug testing panels. Because ‘fake pee’ so much resembles the natural urine, as far as inorganic, organic content, pH, specific gravity, urea, and so on are concerned, the drug test will detect synthetic urine as normal urine.

There is only one catch, though – low-quality synthetic urine products. As you’ve seen, patented synthetic urine does have exactly the right amount of urea, creatinine and so on. It is quite a long list.

The surest way for synthetic urine to be discovered on a drug test is if somebody uses a low-quality fake pee. There can be several problems with such cheap fake pee products that can be caught on a drug test:

  1. pH is too low. 4 or lower.
  2. Specific gravity is too high. If you put too much low-quality ingredients in a drug test, the specific gravity can spike above 1.050.
  3. Urea or creatinine levels are too low. Cheaper fake pees usually prefer to stay on the low-end range especially when creatinine is concerned (admittedly, it’s cheaper for them to use less). In some cases, creatinine levels can be below 30 mg/dl – too low.
  4. Urine temperature is too low. Very important! Synthetic urine has to be heated up to a body temperature – 90 to 105F. Sub Solution comes with a self-heating mechanism; cheaper urines must be microwaves for about 10 seconds and it’s really hard to hit exactly 90 to 105F with a microwave.

In short, if you use high-quality synthetic urine, these things can’t occur. If you use cheap fake pee, chances are you’re going to be caught on a drug test.

How Do You Keep Sub Solution Urine Warm?

When you giving a urine sample, it has a temperature between 90 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit. Synthetic urine such as Sub Solution should have the same temperature; so how do you warm it up and keep warm?

With other synthetic urines, you have to worry about microwaving it and keeping it close to your body in order not to lose heat. Sub Solution, however, has a patented heat activator – a small vial of lithium chloride (LiCl) that can’t be detected by a drug test.

Here is how you warm up Sub Solution prior to the test:

  1. Mix Sub Solution with water – water temperature should be between 70 to 90F – and prepare 2,3 or 5-ounce synthetic urine solution. Sub Solution contains details instructions on how to do this; it’s easy and simple.
  2. Add the heat activator (little granules in the dark vial) slowly. Shake or stir if needed, and watch the temperature probe.
  3. The attached temperature probe will turn green when the synthetic urine is of body temperature (98 to 102F).
  4. Excess heat activator can be appropriately discarded.

Note: If the temperature is too high, the temperature probe will go ‘red’. Cool the whole solution of synthetic urine down by running tap water on the outside of the container. When it turns green again, the temperature is just right.

You can keep Sub Solution warm be keeping it close to your body (underarm, thigh). It can be there for more than 2 hours while you wait for a drug test.

What Do Users Say About Sub Solution Synthetic Urine?

Honestly having a closed-door test is what you usually get when doing a urine drug test. Mixing up the Sub-Solution is a piece of cake when nobody is watching.

From this Sub-Solution review, we also see that you can warm the solution up yourself is you tuck it up under your breast for an hour. However, the self-heating vial you get with the purchase, you don’t have to warm up for an hour. The vial warms it in seconds. That can be very useful when you’re in a cabin at Quest.

Is Sub-Solution A Life-Saver?

He has the truth of it through – all the guys on the street use synthetic urine and Sub Solution is pretty much the most widely known in the stoner’s world. 

Negative Review of Sub-Solution?

Whenever you have a popular product, you’ll have some negative reviews as well.

This is the same thing that was found in the synthetic urine 2024 comparison. The Sub works like a charm but it is pricey. However, when trying to do a THC detox or pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with synthetic urine, you really shouldn’t be looking at pricing. Why?

Because if you buy bad urine, your job is probably on the line. And a job is much more important than a few extra $10 in the wallet.

Average Customer Rating is 4.4/5 Making Sub Solution Highest Rated Synthetic Urine

All in all, the Sub is the highest rated synthetic urine and it’s been around since 2003. It is sold exclusively online and we don’t list where to buy synthetic urine in stores article.

When it comes to buying quality synthetic urine to pass a drug test, the Sub is the thing you get (if you can afford it).

Other synthetic urines might work just as fine (you’ll just have to heat them up somehow) and will cost a bit less but if you want to have a guaranteed ‘THC negative’ on your drug test, the Sub-Solution is the first choice.

You can buy the Sub-Solution here even a day before a drug test.

All the luck to you guys!

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2024 Updated)

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Sooner or later during the interview process or on the job, you will have to pass a urine drug test to prove you’re truly drug-free. Fortunately, 2 days is more than enough time to beat such a drug test. Despite weed legalization that is going on in some states like Colorado and California, testing THC-negative is still a must. Testing positive will get you fired, or worse. That’s why we’ll go into how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days (or less).

The thing to remember is that no matter how irrational are the laws governing the drug testing, you have to pass a drug test or face the consequences.

We’ll start by listing 3 options of how to pass a drug test in 2 days. Fortunately, 2 days is enough time to pass a drug test easily but it does take a certain amount of courage to use the #3 option of how to pass a test in 2 days. However, given that it is the most common way of passing a drug test, it has practically become a routine for everybody who needs to pass a drug test on short notice.

Pass In 2 Days: 1. ‘Use Synthetic Urine’ 2. ‘Detox’ 3. ‘Do Nothing’
Circumstances: Using ‘fake pee’ is the only sure way of passing a drug test Can speed up drug elimination a bit Crossing your fingers doesn’t really work
Chances Of Passing: Extremely High (100%!) Decent Extremely Low
What Should You Get: sub solution synthetic pee for drug testing 5 day toxin rid pills N/A
Guarantee To Pass? heats up to body temperature doesnt heat up doesnt heat up
Price: $$$$ $$$$ N/A
Average Rating: 4.9 out of 5 stars 4.2 out of 5 stars N/A
Availability: Buy Sub Solution Buy Toxin Rid Already got that.

3 Ways Of How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 2 Days

Out of all drug testing techniques, urine tests in the most regularly used – pretty much everybody has to pee in a cup. The urine in a cup is tested within 2 days for toxins such as marijuana (THC)methcokeheroin and other opioids; then you (or mostly your (future) employer) gets the urine drug test results. To avoid not only embarrassment in front of the employer but other serious consequences as well, here are the 2-day options:

How to pass a urine drug test in 2 days?

  1. Do nothing. If you haven’t smoked marijuana in at least 30 days, you should be fine.
  2. Detox (one-time or light smokers). If your last joint was more than 15 days ago and you don’t smoke much.
  3. Get synthetic urine (light-to-heavy smokers/users). Synthetic urine is ‘fake pee’ that you pour in the cup instead of your drug-positive urine. It is the most common way of passing a drug test in 2 days for majority of guys – from light smokers (1 joint/week) to heavy smokers – because it’s easy to use and guarantees you to pass no matter how much you smoked or how much THC is in your system at the time of the drug test.
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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Let me break down the options of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days in a bit of detail. If you’re facing a drug test (some people don’t even know when they are going to get tested because they get no prior notification from employer), you can choose one option but, honestly, more than 90% go for synthetic urine for a good reason – I’ll explain further on.

1. ‘Do Nothing’ To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days Naturally

This option is usually reserved for guys who’ve been in Amsterdam last month and are petrified they’ll fail a drug test and get all the sanctions associated with passing a drug test on them.

Chill. Relax. You’re not going to end up in jail. THC, an active substance in marijuana, clears out of your system in 30 days time and you can’t get caught even if they do the best-tech GC/MS analysis on your urine.

All the toxins are out of your body in 30 days. Just keep away from weed till the drug test and you will be fine.

2. ‘Detox’ To Pass A Drug Test in 48 Hours

A detox is an appropriate option for guys that only need a little push (of drugs out of their system, that is). If you’re very close to the cut-off limit of the drug test, and you’ll be able to pass a drug test in let’s say 3-4 days anyway, you can detox with drinking waterphysical activitydetox drinksdetox pills, etc.. This will probably enable you to pass a drug test in 2 days (again, it depends on how close to the cut-off limit you are).

Who is close to the cut-off limit? A rule of thumb is if you haven’t smoked weed for the past 15 days and you’re a light smoker anyway. That includes one-time smokers, guys who just smoked at one party that one time and Spring-Breakers or, generally, someone who smokes 1 joint or less per week.

Here is your checklist for 2-day detox plan:

  1. Drink at least 2 gallons of water per day.
  2. Do some cardio. Sports that make you sweat (lose water) such as running are the best.
  3. Get yourself a detox drink or pills. You pretty much need anything to get the weed out of your system for 2 days straight.

BONUS note: The best detox to pass a drug test in 2 days is a full Toxin Rid detox. Everybody familiar with detoxing for a drug test has heard of the Toxin Rid – it is not only a detox drink but a full combo of 15 pre-rid pills, detox liquid and additional dietary fibers. It’s usually shipped in less than 24 hours and if you have two days until the drug test, you should get 1-Day Toxin Rid. It will clean you up more than drinking water and cardio ever can.

3. ‘Synthetic Urine’ For Passing A Drug Test In 2 Days (‘Fake Pee’ That Works Every Time)

If you smoked or used drugs in the last 15 days, doing nothing or a 2-day detox will be of little help. This is a problem for most of us who smoke weed – a majority of people who need to pass a drug test in 2 days (or less) did smoke in the last 15 days. Makes sense – otherwise, we wouldn’t be panicking now, right?

Even if this is your first drug test, you’ve probably heard about synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ (if it’s not the first time, you probably already know the drill). Synthetic urine is lab-made urine that was first created to calibrate urinalysis test strips. The whole point of it is that it tests as average normal urine.

Of course with Reagon’s War on Drugs and consequent rigorous drug testing for pretty much any workplace (not only military but retail stores, Walmart and even McDonalds – I guess they don’t want stoners with munchies at McDonald’s, would be too tempted to eat McDonuts), synthetic urine turned out to be the perfect way to pass a drug test on short notice. Admittedly, some people also use it for ‘Golden showers’ cause it’s like a real thing.

How To Use Synthetic Urine To Pass A Drug Test?

It’s really easy to use – you hide the bottle with synthetic urine in your pants, bra, behind the belt, tape it against your leg, the possibilities are limitless. When you’re in the toilet and are suppose to pee in a cup they give you, you just take out the bottle with synthetic urine (you’re not being watched with the exception of the military test) and pour it in the cup. The urine didn’t come from your bladder but it’s clean and you will get your ‘drug-free’ test result in a couple of days.

Does synthetic urine work to pass a drug test in 2 days?

Yes, it definitely does, no matter how many days you have to the drug test. In 1 day, 2 days or in 1 week. The timing here doesn’t really matter as long as you have the synthetic urine on the day of testing with you.

Synthetic urine is usually bought online and shipped with lightning speed – if you order it today, it can be on your doorstep tomorrow and you’ll be ready for a drug test scheduled 2 or more days from now.

Which Is The Best Synthetic Urine To Use?

There is just one thing you have to be careful about when using synthetic urine to pass a drug test in two days (or any amount of days). Temperature.

Synthetic urine tests just like real urine on a drug test but the technician or a nurse that performs the drug test might get suspicious if the urine he or she gets is cold or mildly warm. Real urine comes from your bladder and it thus has body temperature – any other temperature would be out of the ordinary.

Now, most of the synthetic urine companies out there would advise you to heat it up with microwave or something, but practically that doesn’t really work well because you can’t get the temperature just right. The risk of overheating or underheating is quite substantial.

Luckily, one synthetic urine company thought of that and devised a simple method of how to heat the urine up (even patented the formula!). It’s called the ‘Sub-Solution’ synthetic urine and it comes with a small vial which automatically heats the urine up to 98-102 F (exactly body temperature). You just pour the contents of the vial in the synthetic urine and it heats up in 10 seconds or so – you even get a temperature indicator so that you’re sure that is within 98-102 F.

This self-heating mechanism is also why the Sub-Solution is ranked as the best synthetic urine in the 2023 comparison of the top 7 brands.

The Sub-Solution also comes premixed (it’s ready-to-go). The great thing if you’re wondering how to pass a drug test in 2 days is that you can order it now (on Day 0), get it shipped on Day 1 and use it to pass a drug test on Day 2. Here is the link to the Sub-Solution store.

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Full-package Sub-Solution synthetic urine with heat-up vial. You can get ‘The Sub’ here.
Bottom line: Don’t Risk Not Passing A Drug Test (Especially If There’s An Easy Way Of Passing It For Sure)

Sometimes I still wonder why some guys are so optimistic they ‘drank so and so much water’ and that will (somehow) make them pass a drug test. I said ‘I told you so’ too many times when they come back with ‘THC-positive’ and no job, and frankly I’m a little pissed to see someone’s life go down the toilet just because they failed a drug test.

What is the point of legalizing weed if you can’t make a decent living when found THC-positive? I would assume if the drug testing laws are so irrational then using something like synthetic urine to pass a drug test is the only rational thing. But that’s just me.

I hope you’ll be able to choose an option of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days without a problem and beat the test without any difficulty (at least now you know how). And who knows, maybe the next time around, the drug testing laws will change sufficiently to make sense in a modern weed-legal world.

Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2024 Updated)

Even though synthetic urine is the most popular way of passing a urine drug test, we still get a lot of emails with ‘I have a drug test in 2 days, I’m x tall and weigh x pounds, smoked a joint 2 weeks ago, should I use synthetic urine? Does synthetic urine work?’.

To clear the picture and put some common sense thinking into does synthetic urine work for lab drug tests, we did a bit of investigating which uncovered the following conclusions:

Does synthetic urine work for:

  1. Calibrating urinalysis test strips – it was created to check if urine drug tests work properly – YES.
  2. ‘Golden showers’ – synthetic urine does work for that but some people complain about the lack of ‘that unique smell’ – so partly yes.
  3. Passing a urine drug test (the big one everybody wants to know about) – of course, it works if you use it with common sense – so YES.

We focused on the question if synthetic urine works to pass a drug test, even in 2017. From user reviews and, well, our own experience we are quite certain that it works (otherwise it wouldn’t be so frequently used by one-time puffers and true stoners alike to beat a drug test).

What is even more important than knowing if synthetic urine works is which is the best one to use to guarantee you to pass. We’ll go into that but here’s a spoiler – it has everything to do with the right temperature of synthetic urine.

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Urinalysis uses sample urine to determine if an individual used drugs in the past month.

How Does Synthetic Urine Work?

Despite synthetic urine being widely used to beat drug tests, it was initially designed to test if urinalysis test strips work consistently or not.

Basically, they mixed together all the things that they measure with a urine test (such as urea and uric acid) to create perfect healthy urine – otherwise known as ‘synthetic urine’. Then they checked if urine test strips will recognize the synthetic urine as perfect healthy urine – and out of 100 tests, 100 test strips told the same. There is no difference between synthetic urine and normal urine.

Of course, when drug testing for employment began, people started using synthetic urine to beat the drug test. Test strips dipped into a cup of normal urine, and the best synthetic urine (2024) shows exactly the same result.

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Real urine (left) vs. synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even labs can’t tell them apart.

What makes synthetic urine work is, of course, that it is toxin-free. If you smoked weed in the past few weeks, test strips dipped in your pee will recognize THC and you’ll get ‘THC-positive’ on your medical record. Ups!

Now, if you would put synthetic urine in the cup instead of your urine, the test strips dipped in it would tell the lab techs it’s a healthy urine. Does it include THC? Nope, it’s clean and you get ‘drug-free’ on your medical record. Quite simple, right? That’s the basics of how does synthetic urine work for lab tests.

Let us have a look when synthetic urine doesn’t work:

The Only Case When Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Work For Urine Drug Test

Almost any synthetic urine will show up as a clean healthy urine on the urinalysis test strips. However, there is one case when people don’t pass a drug test when using synthetic urine (and they have to redo the test).

»The Cold Urine« Case

Everybody using common sense will be able to pass a drug test with the right synthetic urine. What some omit is that for synthetic urine to really work, they have to heat it up.

Don’t get me wrong: the test strips and lab results will always be fine as in ‘drug-free’ urine. The only problem is if the lab tech who usually collects the cups of urine picks up your urine sample and it’s cold.

Your own urine would come from your bladder and would have body temperature (about 98-102 F). In order to pass a drug test with synthetic urine, you have to heat it up. If the lab tech will feel that urine temperature is any other than body temperature, he or she will probably know what’s up. And even then, you will only be asked to redo the test – so another urine sample.

Luckily, with a bit of common sense, there is a simple solution to cold urine – just heat it up!

How To Heat Up Synthetic Urine So That It Does Work Every Time

There are actually two options for how to do that – the easy one and the hard one.

I’ll start with the hard one:

Hard Option

Microwave it for 10 seconds and then, somehow, keep it warm. I have to honestly say that because of this technique of heating it up people still ask ‘does synthetic urine work’. Why?

Because sooner or later you’ll find someone who overheated the synthetic urine and the lab tech figured out this molten-lava hot urine couldn’t possibly come from a human being.

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How do you microwave synthetic urine exactly to 98-102 F? It’s almost impossible.

We also, of course, have some geniuses who don’t heat it at all and are asked to redo the test again (this time with their urine).

Easy Option

Believe it or not, synthetic urine producers thought about how to easily heat up synthetic urine so that it does work consistently. One actually did figure it out and even patented their formula. Here is the link to the patent, if you’re interested:

The easy heat up comes in a vial containing a special chemical that, when poured into the synthetic urine, heats it up exactly to 98-102F (you even get an indicator that turns green when the urine is in the right temp. range).

The synthetic urine that comes with the self-heat up vial is called Sub-Solution synthetic urine and it’s pretty much the most recommended synthetic urine to use for drug test exactly because of the easy heat-up.

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Full-package Sub-Solution synthetic urine with heat-up vial. You can get ‘The Sub’ here.

Thus, it is no wonder that ‘The Sub’ won the #1 rank as the best synthetic urine of 2024. Here is the list of top 4 synthetic urines currently on the market:

Synthetic Urine Brands Compared (2024)

Synthetic Urine: 1. Sub-Solution Urine Kit 2. Quick Luck Urine Kit 3. Powdered Urine 4. Quick Fix
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Price: $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$
Average Rating: 4.9 out of 5 stars 4.8 out of 5 stars 4.1 out of 5 stars 3.6 out of 5 stars
Availability: Buy Sub Solution Buy Quick Luck Buy Pow. Urine Buy Quick Fix

You’ll Pass A Drug Test With A Bit Of Common Sense (No Worries)

With synthetic urine, a guy flipping burgers at Mcdonald’s or a rocket scientist can pass a drug test. Just don’t be stupid about it – synthetic urine does work but you have to heat it up to exactly the body temperature.

Of course, you can microwave it and risk getting caught, or you can buy Sub-Solution and just pour the vial into the ready-to-go synthetic urine.

Just don’t let that one joint you had a few weeks ago ruin your future, especially because even if weed is legal, the drug testing laws are still enforced and that’s simply irrational.

Synthetic Urine Near You: Online Shops And Store Locator

The most common way of beating a urine drug test is by substituting your urine with synthetic urine.

You can find synthetic urine near you by using the store locator.

However, us stoners who have passed a urine drug test with synthetic urine a couple of times know how important it is to get good synthetic urine.

Where to buy fake pee?

  • In stores near you.
  • Online stores.

When you use it regularly (because your boss tests you once a year) it’s good to know where to buy synthetic urine – in nearby stores or online?

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#1 Sub-Solution synthetic urine producing negative THC drug test (no drugs detected).

Most of the people I speak to buy synthetic urine online because it’s more discreet (you don’t have to do all the face-to-face buying process as you would do in the store).

That’s why the best synthetic urine of 2024 – Powdered Urine kit – is sold exclusively online and naturally, it’s the one that most of our fellow stoners use. Here is the list of stores that sell it online:

Synthetic Urine Brands Compared (2024)

Synthetic Urine: 1. Sub-Solution Urine Kit 2. Quick Luck Urine Kit 3. Powdered Urine 4. Quick Fix
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Price: $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$
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Availability: Buy Sub Solution Buy Quick Luck Buy Pow. Urine Buy Quick Fix

We’ll get to where to buy synthetic urine in your vicinity but since most people buy it online let’s start with how to buy synthetic urine online, shall we?

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine Online? (90%)

Roughly 90% of synthetic urine is sold online and here’s why:

  • Discrete (you don’t need to go to the store and show your face)
  • Quick (same-day shipping)
  • You get the best synthetic urine (the No. 1 synthetic urine is sold exclusively online)

When you buy synthetic urine in-store, you usually buy from the nearest head shop and you buy the one they have (if they have one – in most cases, they, unfortunately, don’t).

The luxury of buying fake pee online is that you can buy from pretty much from anywhere (1-day shipping) and can get the best quality synthetic urine.

As you can see, the synthetic urine that is sold in head shops – Quick Fix – is kind of ok but the clear winner is the Sub-Solution from TestNegative.com (online store).

Sub-Solution (Rated #1 in 2024) Is Available Exclusively Online

As such a large portion of synthetic urine is sold online, it’s obvious to see why ‘The Sub’, as well as a majority of other synthetic urine kits, are only available online.

For some stoners, the best place where to buy synthetic urine would be in a local store but for a company, it’s much easier to sell online from one big storage instead of regularly supplying synthetic urine to 1000s of head stores all over the US.

That being said, the best performing synthetic urine for passing a urine drug test sells their ‘pee’ exclusively online for 13 years now.

There are two reasons why ‘The Sub’ is so popular when it comes to passing a drug test on short notice:

  • Already comes in liquid form (pre-mixed)
  • Has self-heating mechanism (just empty the vial in the synthetic urine and it’ll heat up)

Most of the synthetic urines come in a form of powder and you have to add water and mix them. Not the Sub. What you get is ready-to-be-poured into the test cup right away.

What is even more important is the self-heating mechanism. In order to fool the lab, the urine you present to them must be at about body temperature. Nobody would believe you that you really pissed in the cup if the piss would be cold, right?

People try to warm it out with hands or put in under an armpit and so on. I even once talked to a guy who was sitting on a pouch filled with some cheap synthetic urine for the whole time to keep it warm – now that was a real stoner, mind you.

Why Sub-Solution is such a hit is because of the vial that comes with it. You pour the chemical mixture from the vial in the synthetic pee and it almost ‘magically’ warms up to the body temperature. It’s quite astonishing to see and you might imagine that is it very useful if you’re serious about passing a drug test with synthetic urine.

‘The Sub’ was the first one to introduce the self-heating technology and nobody even came close to it – hence it hits the No. 1 spot for the best synthetic urine every year.

If you really need to pass a drug test and have a guarantee that it’s going to work, you can buy Sub-Solution here:

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

I can say for myself that synthetic urine has saved my job (and well, my life I guess) for a couple of times now.

The best thing is that I can smoke right up to the medical examination, use the synthetic pee to pass a drug test and then enjoy a joint just to celebrate my now yearly ritual of getting ‘randomly’ selected for a drug test.

You can also go with the premium Quick Luck synthetic urine; it does cost $100 but it is regularly updated in order to be undetectable.

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine In Stores? (10%)

Because it is well known that synthetic urine is used primarily to pass a drug test (people also use it as a ‘golden shower’ fetish – you know who you are), it’s usually not sold in ordinary stores.

But there are stores that do sell fake pee and you might live near one. You probably know which stores.

»Do head shops sell synthetic urine?«

Some of the bigger ones do. The most likely place where to buy synthetic urine near you is a local head shop. In my experience they usually keep a regular stock of Quick Fix synthetic urine which is ok, I guess, but for me, I like to be sure to pass a urine drug test and just buy the good stuff online.

I would also recommend calling the local head store beforehand and just ask ‘I’m wondering where I can buy synthetic urine – do you guys sell it?’ They’re sure to tell you what’s up.

Synthetic Urine Near Me? (Store Locators)

You can check if there is a head store near you with at https://weedmaps.com/. It’s a cool website app that helps you locate where to buy synthetic urine in stores – of course, they sell weed as well.

For example, if you’re wondering where to buy synthetic pee in Las Vegas, just enter Las Vegas. You know the drill.

So this is where you can buy synthetic urine in stores if you’re are desperate and need it in like 1 hour. However, if you have at least 24 hours before a drug test, you should be wondering where you can buy fake pee online.

I wish the best for all the stoners out there!

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick Advices

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More than 10 million Americans yearly are tested for illicit substances such as marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines; and a lot (even up to 5%) of them don’t pass it.

These drugs are cleaned out of your system in less than a week (except weed – takes about a month) but if you have a drug test this week, you really need to know how to pass a drug test fast.

People regularly pass a drug test fast even if they are let’s say ‘THC positive’. How?

If you need to know how to pass a piss drug test fast, here is an elegant solution that will make you pass a urine drug test in no time – synthetic urine. When you have little time and have to figure out how to pass a drug test fast (up to about 1h prior of taking the test), your best (and surest) bet is using synthetic urine.

How To Pass A Piss Test Fast?

More than 90% of drug tests are urine drug tests. All the regular pre-employment and employment tests are the fast urine drug tests. Basically, you pee in a cup in the bathroom stall and give it to the lab, you probably know the drill.

The basics of how quicken drug elimination are covered in the THC detox article but in all fairness drinking water, cranberry juice, niacin pills and so forth can help you how to clean your system only a bit faster. When you have a drug test (especially a test for marijuana or weed) in the coming days, fast detoxing is just not fast enough.

Fortunately, there is a way how to pass a piss drug test with synthetic urine. Mind you, the method with synthetic urine doesn’t work for saliva drug test, hair drug test or blood test – it is just a way how to pass a urine drug test fast. The whole point of it is that is can be used by almost all the stoners out there and is fast!

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Fast With Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ is a laboratory-made urine that resembles real human urine to the point that the labs such as Quest Diagnostics can’t differentiate between the real urine and synthetic one. In fact, the ‘fake pee’ was originally created to calibrate urine drug tests – scoring 100% as the real pee by default. That’s why its most commonly used by people who have to pass a urine drug test fast.

How to pass a drug test fast? Here’s how it goes with synthetic urine:

  1. Get synthetic pee. Most of the people buy it online – here is the 2018 No. 1 synthetic urine Sub-Solution.
  2. Take it with you to the lab (or medical examination). The best fake pees come pre-mixed.
  3. Hide the fake urine in your pocket or behind the belt when going to the bathroom to provide a urine sample.
  4. Don’t pee in a cup (you’re positive, remember?). Rather pour the ready-made synthetic urine in the cup.
  5. Present the cup to the lab guys (usually a nurse or technician).
  6. Congratulations! You’ll get a ‘you’ve tested negative for all drugs’ notification from Quest Diagnostics or any other lab doing the drug tests in about 10 days – and your employer will get the same copy.

This is the surest way how to pass a drug test fast.

Which Synthetic Urine To Choose For Fast Results?

Honestly, any of them should have a good chance of passing a drug test fast. However, if you really want a guarantee, you should buy the best one on the market. Here is the 2024 comparison:

Synthetic Urine Brands Compared (2024)

Synthetic Urine: 1. Sub-Solution Urine Kit 2. Quick Luck Urine Kit 3. Powdered Urine 4. Quick Fix
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Ingredients: 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars 3 out of 5 stars
Quality/Price: 5 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5 stars 3.5 out of 5 stars 3.5 out of 5 stars
Fast Shipping: 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5 stars 3 out of 5 stars
Does It Heat Up? heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature doesnt heat up
Money-back Guarantee: heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature heats up to body temperature N/A
Price: $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$
Average Rating: 4.9 out of 5 stars 4.8 out of 5 stars 4.1 out of 5 stars 3.6 out of 5 stars
Availability: Buy Sub Solution Buy Quick Luck Buy Pow. Urine Buy Quick Fix

The Sub (see above) is markedly better than all else because of the best ingredients and the self-heating mechanism (it’s the only of it’s kind to heat itself to body temperature – important when you want to pass fake pee as the real pee). Personally, I always use the Sub and it has worked every time.

At first, I was a bit reluctant because of the price (it does cost $95) but this is really a thing you don’t want to be sorry about not buying the best one. I mean, it saved my 50k+ job multiple times, and I have to say it’s worth the money.

If you’re serious about passing a drug test quickly and with ease, you can buy the Sub-Solution here. Do check the reviews from other guys who used it and make your own review to help other people wondering how to pass a drug test fast.

How To Keep Urine Warm For Drug Test? (90-102°F)

Ever heard that warm beer tastes like piss? Well, when it comes to drug testing, that’s exactly what you want: pee that feels, tastes, smells and has the same temperatures as natural urine from a human body should have.

The only problem is that the moment urine leaves our body, it starts to cool down (unless you’re in Texas in a 120-degree heatwave). And the first thing the lab tech conducting a drug test of your urine is going to notice is ice-cold urine.

Obviously, we need to learn how to keep urine warm for a drug test if we ever want to pass the lab tech’s temperature check.

We’ll cover 3 best ways of how to keep the temperature of urine high enough to pass a drug test without problems. In the end, I’ll also give you some tips on how to smuggle warm clean urine or, even better, synthetic urine when that dreaded drug test comes along.

The most recommended way to keep your pee warm is the #3 Method (see below). It’s also the most natural one and helps you bring the urine to the drug testing facility the easiest.

What Temperature Should Urine Have To Pass A Drug Test?

Your urine sample should be warm enough for the lab tech to say ‘Hey, that just came out of a human being’. Every lab trains their techs to detect odd urine temperature.

Even the most untrained fool will notice if your urine sample is too hot or too cold.

Too hot means that you’ve left the urine too long in the microwave and too cold means that you obviously didn’t give your own fresh urine (you used synthetic urine, friend’s urine or your own refrigerated urine you’ve been keeping next to milk and eggs for just such an occurrence).

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Too hot urine is usually the result of microwaving urine for too long.

The result, in either case, is the same. The urine sample is not valid because it’s not of adequate temperature.

So before we go over the methods of how to keep urine warm enough for a drug test, let’s answer what should that ideal urine temperature be.

In short, the most optimal temperature of a urine drug test sample is 90-102 degrees Fahrenheit.

That’s not too cold, not too hot, it feels just right and natural.

Alright, here are the best 3 methods of how to prevent the temperature of your urine to fall out of the optimum interval prior to a drug test:

#1 Method: Use Hand Warmers (The Most Questionable One)

I always love how easy keeping urine sounds when somebody brings out the hand warmers.

“You use hand warmers, bro. It’ll keep urine nice and warm.”

Well, will it though?

Hard warmers do keep your pee warm, are cheap and do seem like they can handle the task. They can but you’re really taking a gamble if you think using hand warmers to keep the urine was is a fool-proof system.

The problem that you will always have with hand warmers is that you can never know if the urine that you’re warming up is too hot. I mean, how many times have you physically touched your pee with your hand just to casually try out how that warmth feels?

Can you tell the difference between 100 F urine and 110 F urine?

The lab techs are specially trained to notice that difference but they’re handling cups full of pee all day long. Your hands, however, are not a thermometer.

Don’t get me wrong. You can say that using hand warmers is the best way to keep urine warm but the reality is that if you manage to pass the urine as geniuine it’s not because you’ve nailed down the keeping-pee-warm system.

More often than not, it’s luck.

And when it comes to passing a drug test, you really don’t want to be pressing your luck.

It’s also the most obvious trick to keep your urine warm and the labs bloody well know it.

#2 Method: Just Microwave It For 10 Minutes (Or Maybe Just Don’t?)

Here’s how this scenario of getting your urine up to the temperature and keeping it warm enough to pass a drug test goes:

  1. Put synthetic urine or your urine in the microwave for 10 seconds.
  2. Take it out and present it as urine drug sample in less than 1 hour (or it’ll get too cold).

Whenever I come across this urine warming method, I have so many questions. Like what should the power setting of the microwave be? Or what if there is a waiting line in the lab and it takes more than 1 hours before I can turn in my pee? How do I actually know that the urine is still is the 90-102F temperature zone?

Look at all these microwave settings:

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As far as I can see it, the microwave is a useful way to heat up the urine but as far as keeping urine warm is concerned, I don’t see the point.

You can’t really tell if the urine you have on you is warm enough. The only thing you have racing in your mind is that you have to be in there proving this urine you’re carrying around in under an hour.

That’s quite stressful and the last thing you want lab people to read of your face is the sense of sheer panic because of the ticking time bomb.

All in all, the microwave method is good for heating your piss up to the right temperature but not really for constantly keeping it at that temperature interval.

#3 Method: Using Your Own Body Heat (The Most Natural And Fool-Proof Way)

In the end, you can realize that the best way to keep your urine warm for a drug test is by keeping it close to your body.

The urine you’ll submit must have body temperature. And lo and behold! Your body has exactly that right temperature. As a matter of fact, it’s literally called your BODY temperature.

Here are a few points in the right direction because hugging a cup of your urine won’t really cut it:

  1. Stick warmed up urine close to your body – underarm, under the boob, in the crutch, taped to a thigh – for at least 1 hour. That’ll bring the temperature as close as possible to that perfect body temperature.
  2. Use a bag that will closely fit your body. Plastic cup won’t heat up next to your thigh and it will stick out like a sore thumb. Get a flexible bag, if possible.
  3. Even better, buy a specialized incognito kit. The ones that already have 100% clean synthetic urine are the best. Here is the best kit that goes over your stomach (it’s like having a real beer belly).

Keeping your urine warm in a natural way can be a bit tricky at first. Strap the urine pouch on yourself and walk around a bit, just to get the feel of it. You’ll be less awkward when you show up for a drug test. Just don’t be scared; these guys don’t tap you down like TSA.

For everybody asking, here is what the incognito belt looks like:

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Incognito belt; you get the synthetic urine, heat pads to heat it up, temperature scale and that neat pouch so you can strap it on yourself and carry it around like your own ‘beer belly’.

Basically, it already comes prefilled with the best synthetic urine and you strap it on like a belt (girls prefer to put it just under the boobs). You can order incognito belt hassle-free here and you’ll get in about 2 days or less.

If you don’t have 2 days or would like to DIY your incognito kit, do make sure that there is a large surface area of your bag being in contact with your skin. That will help the heat transfer to keep the urine warm enough to pass a drug test.

Should You Keep Natural Or Synthetic Urine In Your Stash?

When you’re looking for clean urine, you usually ask a friend who you know is clean or just buy the synthetic urine online.

There’s always this question of which one is better – friend’s urine or synthetic urine. If you’re trying to keep them warm, there is literally no difference and you can choose either one.

The problem only occurs because your friend’s urine might be stale and smell like old urine. On the other hand, synthetic urine can be as much as $100 and you have to wait for the shipping for about 2 days. You can check the comparison of best synthetic urine kits here.

In the end, we all want to pass a drug test without having a hassle over it and I really do hope that knowing using your body heat to keep the urine at constant body temperature has helped somebody out there out of a jam.

How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test In 2024? (15+ Hair Washes)

The hair follicle drug test is usually the most dreaded one. Figuring out how to pass a hair follicle drug test is mindboggling, but it can be done.

With a urine test, you can simply use marijuana detox or even synthetic urine. With the saliva test, you can get some neutralizing gums.

The hair drug test, however, is the hardest to fool. To make things worse, the THC molecule stays in the hair much longer than in saliva or urine.

See why hair tests are a bother? You can be caught up to 3 months after smoking or eating edibles.

Because there is a lot (and I mean a lot) of misinformation around hair analysis, I’m going to present some quick facts about hair drug tests. Here are the big 3:

  1. One-time smokers don’t have to be concerned with how to pass a hair follicle drug test. THC gathers in hair only in prolonged use (regular smokers).
  2. Most of ‘How to pass a hair drug test’ shampoos don’t really guarantee to pass a hair follicle drug test on their own. You need something stronger to extract THC out of your hair – usually complete hair care with conditioner and purifier (shampoo alone is not enough). And even this is doubtful to work!
  3. If you shave your hair, you’re safe. Well, no – drug testers can take body hair from the underarm, chest, and legsBut if you shave those as wellyou’re safe!

We’ll start off with more of these straight facts (because the internet is full of nonsense and people trying to answer how to pass a follicle hair test without using science) and I’ll explain the following in simple terms:

  • How does hair drug testing even work (how much hair they take and from – they take it from the root, by the way).
  • What happens if you decide to shave all of your hair before a hair follicle drug test?
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    A nurse only takes 1.5 inches of your hair from the root.
  • Why using a detox shampoo on its own for a hair drug test is a bunch of nonsense and using it is not a guaranteed way to pass a hair follicle drug test. If you want to pass a hair follicle drug test, you need to use a specialized detox shampoo and, most importantly, a purifier. And even this is not a 100% guarantee of passing.
  • How to pass a hair drug test with shampooconditioner, and purifier (This is the best chance you have for passing a hair drug test, short of shaving all over).
  • How you can test yourself if your hair is drug (THC, cocaine, meth) positive with a hair drug test kit.

In short, you’ll need shampoo to pass a hair follicle drug test (Old Style Toxin Rid shampoo works best with Ultra Clean treatment that includes a purifier), and optionally a drug test to confirm – so 1 of each:

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How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test – Misconceptions and Facts

A good thing about a hair drug test is that usually you’re alerted beforehand – hair drug testing counts as ‘toxicology screening‘. They don’t just come in and take a sample like with a saliva drug test. You have a few days to prepare. Who usually asks you to do it?

  • Your current employer. If they want to check up on you, at random or every few years as regulated by law.
  • Your future employer. Admittedly, they are usually required by law to do a hair drug test.
  • Parents, partners, you name it. They might choose a hair follicle drug test because it’s nearly impossible to cheat and it gives a positive result if you’ve smoked heavily in the last three months.

Will I Pass Hair Drug Test If I’ve Been Second Smoking? No Guarantees.

Well, second smoking how heavily?

If your friends smoke and you’ve been around them for a while, you don’t have to be worried about how to pass a hair follicle drug test. You are guaranteed to pass a hair drug test because there is little to no THC in your hair. Yes, your hair might smell of weed, but even if you don’t wash it, the hair drug test will not detect any THC. Why?

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THC outside the hair doesn’t matter. The inside of the hair is the problem.

THC from smoking marijuana travels from lungs to blood and via blood to hair follicles. The hair drug test doesn’t measure if weed stuck to your hair directly via smoke – it detected THC inside of the hair, where it came from being in the blood.

Even if you inhaled a bit around friends who were smoking, that is not a thing to be concerned about. The amount of THC that was transferred to your blood is minimum and will not show up on a hair follicle drug test.

How This Hair Drug Test Myth Was Born (‘Nah, it wasn’t me who smoked, yo’)

Why do some people still think second smoking will make them positive on a hair follicle drug test? Because most of the true smokers, when they tested positive, said “Nah, man, I didn’t smoke, I was just around a bunch of people who did. Second-hand smoking kills you in the end, right?”

I’ve got nothing again some good excuses because, frankly, nobody should lose their job because they smoked some. However, this kind of excuse started a myth that second-hand smoking can be detected via not only a hair drug test but urine and saliva drug tests as well.

How Hair Is Collected For A Drug Test (1.5 inches from the root)

This is what a lot of people going for a hair drug test don’t know. Usually a nurse or certified professional will take about 1.5 inches of your hair. The hair is collected from the root. That’s right, they only take 1.5 inches from the scalp.

Of course, they will chop off your hair from the root, even if you have 30 inches long hair. However, for a hair drug test, they’ll use only the beginning of the hair (the side that came from your scalp). Those are the new hair and 1.5 inches of that hair can hold THC if you’ve smoked in last 90 days (hair grows about 0.5 inches per month).

The other part of the hair is discarded and not used in the hair follicle drug test. Why? Simple because data collected from that part would not be valid. After more than 3 months, most of the THC goes out anyhow and if you haven’t smoked heavily up to 3 months before a drug test via hair, you have nothing to worry about.

One-Time Smokers Have Nothing To Worry About (Only Heavy Smokers Need To Worry)

A lot of times, the one most petrified of hair drug test are one-time smokers. You know, people who just tried it once at college.

Even if you smoked a lot during that one session, you don’t have to worry about it as far as how to pass a hair follicle drug test is considered. Yes, if you might test positive with mouth swab drug test or urine test, but for hair drug test, THC really has to accumulate in the hair for longer periods of time.

Hair Drug Test Can Be Up To 5 Times More Effective Than Urine Drug Test

This is the main reason why drug test via hair follicle is employed. It catches up to five times as many users as a standard urine test. Why?

Well, for a urine test, you can detox (you can read about to do a THC detox here). What is more, with moderate use of marijuana, after about 7 days, there will be no trace of THC in the urine anymore. In hair, the THC residue will remain up to 3 months!

There are no quick detoxes for the hair drug test (only shampoo-conditioner-purifier we’re going to talk about – and even that is questionable if it really helps). The only true way of how to pass a hair follicle drug test is to look for a shampoo with purifier (I’ll explain this a bit later).

How Long Is Body Hair Detection Time? (Over 90 Days)

Head hair drug test detection time is about 90 days. In the test protocol, they take 1.5 inches of hair from the root and test it. Because head hair grows about 0.5 inches in 30 days (1 month), the head hair drug test goes back about 3 months.

If you don’t have head hair (boldness or haircut style with no hair), the tester will take body hair ONLY from these three places:

  • Under armpit
  • Chest hair
  • Leg hair

Many people think they have to shave all of their body. Only these three places are valid for taking a sample for body hair drug test.

It is a lot easier for women to avoid this – they usually shave armpits and legs, and have no chest hair anyway. However, women are in 99% of cases tested via head hair (obviously). You find a lot more bold men that bold women (or those with such hairstyle preference).

Men, however, in most cases have armpit hair, chest and leg hair.

Body Hair Grows Slower (Accumulates THC For Longer Periods Of Time)

Take chest hair for example. How long does it take to grow to full length? Usually much more than 3 months or 90 days.

A tester will take 1.5 inches (or less) chest hair for the hair drug test. Because that hair might be growing for up to 6 months, the THC, which indicates marijuana smoking, can be found in the hair. That means that the body hair drug test can catch you even after 6 months (that is for heavy smokers, of course).

What Happens If I Shave Everywhere? (You Can’t Be Tested With Hair Drug Test)

This is also an idea and it is the 100% guarantee you won’t be caught on hair follicle drug test. Why? Because you have no hair, you can’t even be tested.

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No hair drug test with no hair, right? They’ll just test your saliva or urine.

Why Is Detox Shampoo For Hair Drug Test Useless? (Treats The Hair Surface, Not Insides)

Here’s the thing. The THC in the hair is not on the outside of the hair. You don’t get it because of the exposure to THC-rich smoke. That could be cleaned out with shampoo.

You get it via bloodstream feeding your hair follicles. And it is, of course, inside the hair. You can’t get it ‘out’ with just a shampoo.

I really thought this is pretty obvious when it comes to how to pass a hair follicle drug test.

That doesn’t stop people from trying to pass a hair drug test with such shampoos, though. Here is one shampoo that is being sold to pass a hair follicle drug test (on the right).

This hair drug test shampoo looks pretty cool, right? Just notice the 100% guarantee. That’s the company trying to make it much more legit that it deserves to be.

You won’t believe this, but people still buy into that.

Nevertheless, it is only shampoo. It won’t extract the THC from inside the hair.

Of course, it doesn’t work – it’s only a shampoo! What were you thinking, were you high or something? Oh…that might be the reason. Ok, let’s cool down and see what might actually work.

Hair Drug Test Detox Shampoo + Conditioner + Purifier (Best Choice But Still Isn’t 100% Guarantee)

These detox shampoos are not all bad. They are actually quite useful IF they can penetrate into the hair. However, normal shampoo can’t do that.

When trying to pass a hair drug test, you really need to be looking at products that ensure that shampoo will actually reach the insides of the hair. Only from there THC can be truly extracted and gets your hair clean for a hair follicle drug test.

Is there a thing that does that? Yes, it’s called the purifier. This is basically a substance that penetrates inside the inner structure of the hair itself. When the shampoo is thus allowed to come inside the hair, it dissolves THC and it can be washed out.

Ensure Passing On Your Hair Drug Test (Rinse really REALLY good)

Of course, you have to wash out most of THC to test negative on hair drug test. This is why this is not a 100% guarantee method. However, you can increase the chances of getting THC out with:

  • Repeat shampooing.
  • Heavy (and I mean heavy) rinsing. Leave the shampoo on for a longer time than it says to ensure it will dissolve and wash out all of the THC.
  • Choosing the best shampoo + purifier combo.

Oh yeah, there is this thing where you have a conditioner with the shampoo + purifier combo. That actually does nothing to wash out the THC – it just makes your hair smooth and nice. So, if your goal is to pass a hair drug test, you can get things with or without a conditioner (doesn’t really make a difference).

Here is pretty much the industry standard for passing a hair drug test:

You’ll notice that this Hair Follicle Shampoo doesn’t only have shampoo but, far more important, a purifier! I can’t really stress enough how a purifier is essential for passing a hair follicle drug test. Without it, all the shampoo is going to do is clean the outside of your hair and get your ass fired in the process.